Scooby Douche, Chumpy, and Zippo
by Joey Rodriguez - 8/01/09

As big fans of The Soup on E!, we always look forward to clips of Ghost Adventures making their way on the show and host Joel McHale tearing them new holes, where holes probably shouldn't be. Here is my open letter to Joel McHale, if anyone knows him just pass it along, even if you don't know him stalk him until you can find his tin shanty with the "Ryan Seacrest Doggy Door".



Dear Joel McHale,

We invite you to join us on Super Ghosts 'n ... Ghosts? as our third member. Together we can take down Zak Bagans and his sidekicks Chumpy and Zippo, and in the process we can get on TV. That way we can get on Maury Povich's show and pretend to talk about things that we think we know. Or we could talk about chicks, man.

Sincerely,
Thor Gunderson & Dick BeBeerbutts
(Not our real names, but they could be. If the price was right.)